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Audiobookman — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 20:11:01 GMT

The Alien Abduction Handbook:
A Pre-Flight Briefing for Future Abductees
by Peggy Lee Johnson, Read by a real alien
Approximately one-hour on one Compact Disc
ISBN: 978-0-9794672-2-6
$12 US

Prepare To Be Abducted

Audiobookman — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:42:44 GMT

Nearly four million people in the U.S. claim to have been abducted, examined, and returned by aliens. That figure represents more than 1% of the population; it's only a matter of time before they get around to you.

What can you do?

Prepare for this eventuality by studying and memorizing the important alien protocols in The Alien Abduction Handbook, which has been prepared for you by author Peggy Lee Johnson in cooperation with the Intergalactic Council, who cared enough to send the very best spokesalien to read it.

This important informational CD answers all the questions you might have about your impending abduction:
What should you wear?
Can you bring a carry-on bag, a lunch, or a friend?
Can you request a postponement, or specify a drop-off location other than where you were picked up?
Will you be probed, or photographed?
What do the aliens want, do you have it, and is compensation available?

In one short hour, you will learn the answers to these and other important questions, and many of the myths surrounding alien activity will be dispelled. Through space-age technology, each CD acts like an earthly milk carton, and displays a different image of a future abductee.

The Alien Abduction Handbook, revised audio edition, is available from better UFO Centers throughout the galaxy, or you may order it post-paid direct from the publisher.

Get yours today to ensure a pleasant abduction, and your safe return.

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